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#HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE FREAKSHOW WIFE HOW TO#

We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X"-next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car.

#HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE FREAKSHOW WIFE HOW TO#

Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the **** I am right now. Kumar: Yes! Yes! I knew you had it in you dude! I need that feeling! Kumar: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Harold: We gotta go to White Castle. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog? Harold: No. You bring this filth in here?! What is this ****?! Reilly: Secure the book! Palumbo: Book is secure. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun! Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book. Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him! Tarik: Aw, ****. Martone: Hey! Jackson's trying to escape! Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here. Kumar: Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you-? Harold: Kumar! Still in jail, asshole! Come here! Kumar: Hey, what's that smell? Harold: What smell? Kumar. Harold: Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?! Kumar: I'm ****ing starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers. Kumar: Rold? Is that you? Harold: Kumar? Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here? Harold: What the hell are you doing? Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park. Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie? Harold: The universe tends to unfold as it should. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. I learned a long time ago that there's no sense gettin' all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. People have been messin' with me my whole life. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have 2 gay fathers. Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.

What'd you do? Tarik: I kept sayin': "I understand I'm under arrest. So he starts beatin' me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.

I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months". Now, evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. Wanna know what happened? Tarik: I was walkin' out of a Barnes and Noble, and the cop stops me. Those black mother won't get away with this, a'right?! So, falls to all y'all! Okay?! So you can suck my !ĭialogue Harold: So, what are you in here for? Tarik: For bein' black.

Palumbo: I'm not a racist, all right?! You mother.

Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice. Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana.

Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores.

Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?.

This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Hey, Roldy, you do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?.